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Geeks R Us

To any of you out there who have read comics in the last 50 years, a mainstay of the DC Universe was Jonn Jonnz, the Martian Manhunter. He has been in every incarnation of the Justice League of America and is now dead. Not X-Man dead…dead dead.

So in honor to a fallen hero of myth, Trashy Toons presents this Oreo sandwich for him (Oreo’s were Jonn’s favorite Earth food).

Shop Around

This is so typical of so many people nowadays…everyone is always rush rush rush and never takes the time to actually shop around, and then scam artists like this bitch get money that real pro’s could be getting.

If these guys bothered to look in the back of almost every porn magazine on the racks at the magazine store, they would have seen tons of ads for Dominatrix’s who would’ve done the same thing for them for a couple hundred bucks.

Bead Bargaining

Have you ever been to Mardi Gras? The carnival runs through the streets and all the pretty chicks line up to flash everyone their tits for some beads. It’s a crazy scene with flesh exposed practically everywhere and strings of beads overflowing around hot babes necks.

If you’ve ever wondered why these seemingly ordinary chicks become so eager to show off their stuff to the masses, some even flashing on film (wild!), it’s because they know how much fun they’re going to have later when they get together those strings of beads, some lube and oil and work those shapely bodies all over with their well-earned beads to explosive orgasmic bliss.

Lactating Anime Babe

Anytime that this busty anime babe gets horny she starts to lactate. Sometimes, fluids literally just start to drip out of her nipples. If she squeezes her boobs, the milk will literally flow out of her. She used to be embarrassed by it but now she's turned on by it. She never knew that men had a fetish for women that lactated like her.

Check out this Alluring Anime gallery of her. It's a wild adventure with her masturbating, rubbing her pussy as her shirt starts to become wet. However, soon the action gets very crazy. Out of nowhere, she's captured by horny aliens that want her milk and are going to forcibly drain it from her boobs.

Trust me, you're going to want to see this whole x-rated toon. Visit Alluring Anime and see it all!

Affirmative Action For All

What the hell’s up with chicks? 90 years ago they got allowed to vote and have just gone haywire ever since…yet they are still bitching that they need more rights.

Well obviously affirmative action doesn’t apply for women…here these chicks play at being a company where one even has a door that says ‘Boss’…yet not a male employee among them, and I’m sure that if this is the action he got to see, that any guy would sure as hell want to be the one male to make up the male side of affirmative action for this group.

Hitting The Peaks

Everybody dreams about going to the Swiss Alps or the Rocky Mountains or Utah or wherever and experiencing the thrills and sights of the Majestic Peaks.

If you ask me, this snowboarder is totally into the wrong peaks for getting his thrills…I mean, hot, horny babe with mountainous boobs in hot-tub beats snowboarding any day.

I Got Slimed!

Yknow people always worry about oooo if a place if haunted a ghost will kill you or some such bs…nah…beware the ghost goo

I figure that if there’s ghosts then there’s probably a bunch of pervo ones out there jacking off playing peeping dead-toms and I would be like wayyyy more worried about ectoplasmic-goo sliming me than being “haunted”

First Runner-Up, Model of the Year

Last year's SCORE Model of the Year, Merilyn will always be a formidable competitor in this contest. Her Scoreland special Merilyn Exposed showed a more intimate and personal side of her than ever before leading to speculation that a renewed appreciation of her charms would keep her on top for the second time. But eventual winner Crystal Gunns has her platoon of loyal fans too, built up over the past seven years. Ryan emailed: "I have never been a big fan of Merilyn, I always thought she wasn't into it. But after seeing her in Merilyn Exposed, I have to say I am a new member of her fan club. Her smile is amazing! She should keep it up!” E.B. emailed: "Merilyn easily wins my vote for Model of the Year because of her amazing, natural body and prolific modeling.” And B.B. was both generous and magnanimous in his strangely slow-to-develop opinion: "I have never been a huge fan of nattys--just personal preference--and I never quite understood why everyone was shitting themselves over Merilyn upon her debut. But slowly and surely, Merilyn has been growing on me and I have finally come around on giving her the respect she's due. Her sex appeal is off the charts, and any shot she does with her fists clenched against her nips pushing up her boobs is sheer beauty. I've decided that Merilyn can have her place in the top three nattys of all time.” Next year's contest awaits...will Merilyn reclaim her title?

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Realistic Reflections

Some guys must not own mirrors…that’s the only explanation for idiots like this that we encounter all too often.

Irony of course being; if this guy did own a mirror he would see that he has some pretty fine tits of his own.

Nerds And Negresses

This slut doesn’t need to wear the Darth Vader mask…it’s obvious from her skin tone she is consumed by the dark side.

I just wonder if that nerd opened up her Two Moons of Endor and plunged deeply into the dark side himself.