Hanging with the Neighbors
You know I dont know about you but all my neighbors are pretty square…
Well anyways they arent fun enough that I get sweet views like this. I would trade places with that prude dude below them in a flash.
You know I dont know about you but all my neighbors are pretty square…
Well anyways they arent fun enough that I get sweet views like this. I would trade places with that prude dude below them in a flash.
75 years ago this holiday season a Bombshell Nympho with a body that made even royalty stand to attention was entertaining people in the buff for the Holiday Season at the Chicago World’s Fair as well as starting to open the doors of sexual revolution for the coming generations.
Ms Sally Rand, exotic dancer and burlesque activist who danced for The Royal Family and every big name of her generation showed her flesh artfully, seductively and made many a man of those times cream his trousers especially as she worked her magic with her fan dance and hypnotizingly sexy bubble dance
If you ever wonder who made it so we have the freedom to enjoy the porn we enjoy today, check out Sally Rand and her contributions to sexual freedoms that we now have. After you check out TrashyToons.com of course.
You know people always worry about a place if its haunted or a ghost killing them or some such bs…nah…beware the ghost goo. I figure that if there’s ghosts then there’s probably a bunch of pervo ones out there jacking off playing peeping-toms and I would be like waaaay more worried about ectoplasmic-goo sliming me than being “haunted”.
A beauty is in her bedroom, sitting on her bed in jeans and a tank top. Being all alone and feeling naughty, she pulls her jeans down and exposes her mesmerizing little panties. She ponders how she wants to satisfy her, something different. A little solo rough action is immaculate! She puts her own hands in handcuffs and shoves a vibrating vibrator down her panties. She must take every stimulating vibration on her cunt and let the making love tool take her to her climax! Not being able to do anything with her hands behind her back, she sits and waits for the making love tool to warm her cunt up and eventually finishing her off with an explosive spurt that makes her cunt gush with creamy cum and soaks her mesmerizing panties!
As she is peaking during the climax, she slowly begins to fall backwards on her bed, leaving her soaked cunt and panties disclosed as a sign of a good masturbating session!
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Contrary to popular beliefs chicks do have uses outside the bedroom. A lot of guys wouldnt take their wife car shopping but this dude knows how to wheel and deal. Unless you run into some homo or your wife is a titless dog that mooos like a cow…always take her with you as scantily dressed as possible and who knows what deals you may get.
A man walks into a room where there is a steamy blonde beauty waiting. She knows how to use her cunt to get what she wants, and what she wants is some good bazooka like banana to drill her silly! With her legs spread spread out, and her craving cunt disclosed, there was no way the man was going to turn her inviting offer down! With his bazooka like cock, he begins to drill her hard!
With every bazooka like thrust and pounding of his massive dick, she moans out in pleasance and wants him to get this banana all nice and spurt for when he sticks it deep inside her tight asshole! He pulls his banana out, now drenched with her sweet cunt juices; it's ready to glide into her ass! He sluts her in the ass from behind in doggystyle position; this is exactly what she wanted and what she needed!
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Ok, the costume is totally gay but what a list of cool names for this guy…Semen-Man, Splooge Dude, Chowder Champ, Cumalot Knight, Bukake-boy, The Squirt…the list is endless and you just know he’s gonna get more “action” than spiderman.
You just know this has to be somewhere in Eastern Europe. They are going freakin crazy there man…orgies and decadence everywhere. Gotta contact my travel agent and book a flight on Lust-hansa airlines and screwdle some strudle.
An interesting image from this picture sticks in my head. If you decorate the condom with a big smile and eyes is it an assclown?
Two hombre friends are walking down the street. One of the gentlemen wants to pay his girlfriend a visit and they head on their way. While they were walking, one of the men gets hit by a car and he is pushed back and knocked out. The hombre friend picks him up, he notices that he is still breathing but he will need somewhere to lay down. Being that they were so close to his girlfriend's house, he decides to carry his male friend over to their house.
When he arrives, he places him on the couch and starts to show his longing desire to be with his girlfriend. Even though the friend remains laying on the couch, they can't fight their feelings anymore, they must have each other! They continue their foreplay and start to kiss and touch other in provocative ways! During their drill session, she climbs on top and rides him! He finishes her off by drilling her in missionary position!
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Ya’ know I remember playing a game called Candyland when I was young, It was never like this tho….I feel totally ripped right off.
Some dudes say that chicks cant be gamers, As we can see chicks are MADE to be gamers man and can do some moves with a joystick that I cant, and wont even try.
Like seriously man, this cartoon could NOT have been written by any real person…The dude gets his freakin cock whipped (not even sliced or something sanely insane) OFF and then just calmly goes “alright no more using the whip for you”
Noooooo you would be screaming “oh my god you fucking bitch my cock oh my god” thats IF you could even form a proper word….even chicks can picture what it would feel like to get their clit whipped off….I tell you man, whoever did this cartoon is a fucking alien life form with no empathy for humans at all.
Two hombre friends were talking outside a theatre. The one gentleman was discussing how well he was fucked all night long. The other friend became jealous and wanted the same thing! They continued their night in a diner. When the jealous friend saw the irresistible waitress, he figured that was his chance! He complimented her on what an incredible ass she has! The waitress couldn't help but to get steamy at the power of this man and his compliments on her body.
They kissed passionately. It didn't long before the beauty was escorted back to the man's house. She thought she was going to get fucked by just once cock, but to her pleasant surprise, there was three cocks waiting to fill up her every hole and pleasance her all night long! They took turns shoving their meaty cocks into her mouth, cunt and fucking her tight bunghole!
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Christmas is the season to see who has been eager and who has been nice, and Amalio is just about to make the eager list! Wandering aimlessly while his wife shops he happens upon a body makeover demonstration and is asked to participate. Mother Christmas demonstrates the body solution by showing off her exploding mounds of boobs to the audience. Amalio guests and then measures her chest, while burying her nose deep into her cleavage.
Turns out that Amalio has great eyes and has just won a Body Master, however when his wife sees him she is none too pleased. As she tries to pull Amalio away from Mother Christmas, he holds on for dear life, unable to move his head from her pillowy boobs. Crashing to the floor, they make a tremendous scene and security must deal with the matter. Mother Christmas may end up on the eager list herself this year!
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Dressed in a short skirt and matching uniform top, thisbosomy beauty got more than she bargained for when she went to visit a friend at his house! Her boobs were so big that they seemed to be pulling the buttons right off her blouse. Her boobs were too much for him to take; he desired to see them in the flesh, along with the rest of her toned tiny body.
He came up from behind and squeezed her big fleshy boobs, they felt like warm water wrapped in tight soft skin, very pleasing to the touch. He could see her cunt outlined in her cotton white panties that looked to be hugging her every curve of her twat. His desires only grew stronger. He took her top off and started to lick her full nipples one by one, then pushing her two boobs together to suck them both at the same time!
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Ooh, listen to the princess as she tells her baby, the robotic banana machine, to show her what he has got for her. He backs up against the wall and she walks toward him. You can see their shadows against the wall as she goes down on him. His banana has not popped out yet, but it going to as soon as she blows her magic dust! His banana pops out, and she rubs it, stroking it up and down, making slurping noises with the spit she put on his cock. He moans with pleasance, and it almost sounds like squeaks. She starts licking the head of his banana as she strokes his dick. You can see her big round princess titties right under his cock. They sure would make a great tittie fucking accessory! She uses her hand to jerk his cock, and she slips her warm, spurt mouth around his fatty. She makes eager sucking noises and he can spread outly take the pleasance. Her boobs are huge, and making him want to suck his whole load on them. She tells him to cum, and give her some love juice. The robot looks like he is about to jizz all over, and sounds like it too!
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I’d totally dig being a toon. I could take a mid-afternoon drive and say “I totally want to fuck right here right now on this road!” and get off without a care in the fucking world. Anywhere, anytime!
Dude totally needs to chill on the munchies. At least sex is the best exercise out there.