Yep, those 70’s and 80’s punk rock bands have now got fans who are getting old enough to be grammas…
If this was the band The Clash now would be the perfect time for them to sing “Should I Stay or Should I Go” and scarily the dark-haired dude looks like he’s actually considering staying.
Ya ever feel like chicks today are just way too mouthy especially if they start communicating with both sets of lips instead of just using them as a place to bury cock? Like fuck man, if I was this dude I’d just ask for a ‘hand job’.
The perfect thing for stay at home wives of the future…
Hey guys…ever find when you’re slamming your bitch that other than grabbing her hair and riding her like a pony or slapping her ass as you slam into her you just don’t know what to do with your hands?
Tit jobs for the back as well as the front…something to squeeze and keep your hands busy as well as the perfect way for her to take care of those middle aged rolls…
I’ve only seen these on sleepers for babies and tots before…but great fucking idea (literally). These should be mandatory for all women’s pants and leggings.
I see this picture and all I can think is that snow white should sure as hell stay with these new dwarves. I mean I look at these guys and there isnt anyone sleepy or grumpy or bashful…these new dwarves appreciate her snowy “ass”ets.
Schools are highly underfunded and our youth miss out on many of the extra-curricular activities and school spirit of the past…PTAs try and try to get money for events….
If those mothers (and mothers have never had a more “in” time to be fucked than nowadays) really care and want the money for Bobby and Susie’s school this is the way they can earn it for sure !
Yknow dude…..yes…I bet your wife is fucking your friend, and the milkman and the mailman and the paperboy…and sam the butcher at the market…know why ? Real Men do NOT go looking at sailboats and fluffy pictures in clouds with each other…..thats what gay men and Tom Cruise do. Your wife is just lucky that your friend Hal isnt a fag like you.
Owwww…man that looks beyond painful but that bitch should shut up…you cant blame the dude. I mean how the hell did he ever have it IN his pants to begin with and why wasnt he safely locked up at some freakshow sex-carnival with the 3-pussy woman and JoJo the ass-faced boy ?
I hear and read in the news how people sometimes die doing coke, crack, xtc etc…(hello Heath). I wonder how many old guys have died sooner yet happier from that one magic dose of viagra nowadays.
K, this is a toon who totally doesnt understand what she’s got and how to use it to get what she wants….
I mean if she wants to be covered in white creamy liquids all over her tits and pussy I can think of a much better liquid for her than milk and with those tits and pink pussy she would have no trouble getting it.
They say that Art reflects one’s culture and this toon demonstrates how true this is for toon-art reflecting real people. She shows that in the animated world just like in our own culture the hottest and most wanted chick around is the one who loves cock the most and enjoys as many as she can with a “bigger the better” belief.
Thank god the screenwriters strike is over and viewing can get back to normal crap again…I shudder to think what would happen if our oh so brilliant porn writers ended up on strike. This is what we would end up with……..a buncha virginal geeks trying to break into writing jobs….cept I bet most actresses in porn cant read anyways so hopefully these scenes could be avoided.
Some people just don’t know how to make the best out of a bad situation…. Like this chick is all regretting her permanent tattoo…sure it may not be what she wants but I betcha she’s a shoe-in for a part on the Vagina Monologues now.
Don’t you wish you could blow all over some black girls face in the park on a beautiful day like this lucky cartoon fuck. Take a moment to think about how great the world would be if that were possible, then get your perverted ass on over to TrashyToons.com, you sick twisted fuck.
K…first for the fun that this guy has obviously been having he should be willing to pay the price….like Barretta taught us all (except himself) “dont do the crime if you cant do time.” Tho I guess for some people this might just add more fun to the situation as his wife and the other chicks can all go hardcore on him now and let the kinky stuff begin.
Ya’know…even if you’re a surf fanatic or any other kinda fanatic…Im sorry but some things just take higher priority.
This Dave dude no matter whether he loses or has the biggest wipeout ever is obviously the all around winner….2dimensional or not….thats a freakin hot babe wrapped around his head.
hhh the wild west….good ol shootouts in the middle of the street….duels at high noon….dlooodoodoodooo–mwa mwa mwa
Now shore enuff this hear cowpoke on his own is about to get plumb kilt…..but at least he will go to the pearly gates having already glimpsed heaven as he was getting filled with lead.
Ever been lucky enough to get detained and searched at customs ? I have and it wasn’t as fun as this…. If it had been I would be totally going to airports, buying cheap seat tix and then talking (loudly) on my cell phone to a buddy about how I’m worried I will get searched cos of the weed I have “hidden” in my drawers.
Yknow how sometimes you’re just better off believing a lie instead of knowing the truth. This is totally one of those times….birdcrap sucks…but hey it happens and you say goddamn bird etc and then forget about it…..catching a headful of splooge you just arent going to brush off as easy.
