Women Defined

Too many women have some fucked up ideas in their heads as though they are meant to be doing or should be doing or want to be doing real jobs like men and have the same rights to vote and so on and so on…they just never freakin stop…

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Now THIS is what a woman should be, someone who knows that even though they aren’t equal to men in many ways…they are far more than equal when it comes to sex and a real woman enjoys the fact that sexual satisfaction is the real reason that they exist and they have as many orgasms as they can while getting off as many guys as are around.

Test Your Sexual IQ

Time for a quick test to see how with it you are sexually…take a very fast look at this picture, then close your eyes and say what is missing…

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That’s right….the slut has her mouth wide open and is missing the third cock to fill it up and jam her with each opening stuffed…if you saw it right away then kudos to you.  You should be gangbanging some slut instead of reading a blog

Put A Sock In It

Yknow, this dwarf dude in the green with the huge baseball bat for a cock should slap that purple beret’d dwarf around his head.

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From the looks of him he’s got one line he can use on the ladies to impress them and maybe make them laugh, but along comes this little punk who just has to ‘explain’ the joke to the hot babes…nothing worse than a killjoy who can’t keep his mouth shut when you’re getting some sweet pussy action.

Baaa Baaa Bad Fred

Poor Fred Finklestien is finally caught out….

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All these years he has been impressing women by showing them that while he is not the strongest, or beefiest, or most handsome of men available he does have a big package that pleases…now we see that he was nothing but a stuffed sheepskin.

Beading Away Boredom

If you went to any small town settler museums over the summer and had one of their tours you probably heard about how among the many other hardships encountered by these early settlers, one common one was a sense of isolated boredom at times.

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Thankfully some of the friendlier native tribes had open liberated women who took white settler women like this and showed them the pleasure they could get from beading…which of course led to a lot of the reason that trading for beads became so popular in the early 18th and early 19th century.

Angles Of Seduction and Extortion

Some dudes just give up wayyyy too easy.  They don’t see all the angles and figure their great ideas are shot to hell before they are shot to hell.

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Take this dude here…he figures the jig is up, they will want his phone and call for a rescue.  What he is missing out of his defeatist thinking that would show him all is not lost is…hmmm what would these babes DO in return for use of his phone and how would they SHOW their appreciation for him saving them all.

Gender Bender

So if I was a chick (and I tell you, apart from those times I’d love to have some tits to play with, most of the time I’m incredibly glad I’m not) I would do this myself; get a custom made dildo that will hit all my sensitive spots exactly how I want them to…

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Only difference is that I’d probably wait til I wasn’t having my period (not exactly the cleanest way to measure things now is it) and I’d try to find a super hot dude to take my pussy measurements so that after he was done we could see how well his own cock could satisfy my horniness.

Fibre Fuck

There are a ton of laxatives, stool softeners and extra fibre rich foods that are found throughout pharmacies and grocery stores throughout North America geared to keeping the population regular and non-constipated…sure most are aimed at old people but everyone gets a bit stuffed up now and then.

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The women in the world should look at more natural and old-fashioned remedies like this one…You just KNOW that this slut is going to be wide open and clear and ladies…if you try this I’m sure you can to.  Just think of how much money you will save, and hey…no one likes Grape Nuts anyways

Lost In Paradise

There are many ways to get lost….most of them suck and end up with people wandering aimlessly while search and rescue crews get sent out to find them.

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If I’m ever lost like this I want people to know now that I do not want anyone finding me….just leave me lost in this pile of pleasure and believe me I wont be wandering aimlessly…I will know exactly where to aim.

Money Talks

Further evidence that some women will do just about anything to make a quick buck…

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Amazingly she hasn’t been electrocuted yet…but I do have to wonder just what is making her belly glow red from the inside ?

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